If you've assumed that hundreds of photos of the wet Sunak in front of the talker is an AI production, I gotta study that it's not – it's the effect of planning our government and its well-paid PR specialists. It is besides a miniature of life in modern Britain.
We've been waiting months for the election announcement. I was betting on May or summer, but I was slow losing hope. Like many others, I ignored the announcement of the Prime Minister's speech and went for a walk due to the fact that on Wednesday morning, erstwhile asked about the election date in the morning, Sunak replied that they would be “in the second half of the year.”
Two days ago, rumors and speculation were circulating in Westminster’s spheres (read: social media). However, after the Prime Minister's last fewer speeches, announced as crucial and groundbreaking, which turned out to be trivial talk and an effort to intimidate us with delirium about what the Labour organization would do or refugee in the boatMany of us expected the Prime Minister to pour water again.
The water was raining, yes, but this time from heaven, to the Prime Minister and the assembled reporters. Unlike Sunak, journalists had umbrellas, and protesters in front of residence number 10 besides had speakers from which the song flowed Things Can Only Get Better – forever associated with campaign and a crushing Labour organization election triumph in 1997. A better sketch wouldn't have been written by court comedians.
It could always be worse. She could have flooded the tap! And this, unlike the people of the EU countries, must be cooked before consumption. In our noble and rich country, tap water is far more dangerous than rainwater. In the last 2 weeks at least 57 residents of Devon parasite detected Cryptosporidium, causing at least diarrhoea. As we regained sovereignty, we regained the right to pollute drinking water with waste. It is crucial that South West Water has just announced a profit of £166 million!
Sunak's speech was average, a 3 on the rails, but combined with the painting gave almost painful experience. The well-made Prime Minister's suit with each minute soaked more and more. Did Sunak number on compassion? Or did his advisors effort to appeal to unwavering British determination in the face of adversity? We British, not sugar, and we don't have rain. What is truly terrible is the position of the Labour Party's government – explained the Prime Minister and immediately assured that he had a clear plan for the future. Only that it is hard to believe in the strategy of a man who did not plan a speech in a place where it does not rain (well, I don't know, possibly 10 Downing Street, under the roof?) nor took an umbrella with him.
Apparently unsettled by the weather and the opposition soundtrack, Sunak announced that the election would take place on 4 July – in days forty and four! Is he reading the foreman and announcing the election date after consulting the tarot deck? Maybe. This would most likely be 1 of the more rational reasons why he chose the election date and the minute of its announcement.
On social media, this day was hailed as independency Day, following an American vacation celebrated on the same day. A bit of growth, due to the fact that the results of the election will be known only after midnight, that is, already on 5 July, and a possible festival of independency can be held only after guillotine and changing the class system, or at least election.
Anyway, the enthusiasm in the nation has awakened, the temper has improved for at least a moment. The pub owners wiped their hands. It wasn't just the foam from the platform, it was besides a rich beer. And if the people of Devon were drinking, like the apocryphal medieval ancestors, beer alternatively of water, they wouldn't infect themselves with the parasite. Stupid.
Announcing the election of 4 July Sunak surely did not win thanks to at least 1 group – friends from his own party. And their favourite never was. He might as well have waited until autumn (as the majority expected) and even until winter, so he would have provided his shortly unemployed colleagues from the home of Commons with any extra payments. I inactive believe that from the Conservative point of view it was a mistake to miss the anticipation of writing down elections for the beginning of May, along with local elections. The Conservative organization will not accomplish anything between May and autumn, but many Tories who loss Councillors' jobs 2 weeks ago would most likely have kept their mandates in the home of Commons.
It is actual that in the autumn of each organization it is harder to find activists to agitate (a crucial honour of the election run is conducted with us by the “door-to-door” method), but the current ruling organization will find it hard to find people willing to sacrifice regardless of the weather and whether we are in the European Football Championship finals of the Euro 2024 men (British commentators love to look for an analogy between football and politics).
In the autumn, more people would remember about rising heating costs and applicable inability to usage medical services – but teeth, for example, spoil year-round. So many children don't have access to a dentist that very common They remove broken teeth in the ER. In addition to this summer, those who stand (and so frequently voters of the Conservative Party) will callback the queues at the border and how good it is when, during passport checks, they check that we have not exceeded the number of days that we can spend without a visa in Europe.
‘I never left And I will never leave the nation of this country to face the darkest days alone," Sunak said. Yeah, those. The Darkest in Modern past of Days it is by far the last 10–14 years, or the regulation of his party. It will take at least a decade to get out of it (unless anything bangs outside the island, which we have no influence on). I'm taking bets on how many months it's gonna take Sunak to decision to California after he gets out of Downing Street.
What about the government's flagship plan? one-way tickets to Rwanda In the fight against refugees? Fortunately, nothing is going to happen until the election. possibly that is the reason for the announcement of the elections for the summertime – individual in the government has concluded that it is time to cement the well without the bottom, which is the bullshit plan to send refugees to Rwanda, which only to the end 2023 It absorbed £240 million and inactive did not produce results.
Election announcement took place the day after the declaration that the victims the scandal of transfusions of contaminated blood to patients They'll yet get the money. compensation. The exact cost to the budget is not yet known, but is estimated at £10 billion. I wonder if those who have not died, waiting above Forty years For justice, they will live to pay compensation. We can only hope that the election deadline is not dictated by the willingness to pass on legislative work and the cost of compensation to the next government. Parliament will be suspended this week and dissolved in a week, May 30.
Due to the circumstances of nature, the lyrics of the song “Can Only Be Better” (Things Can Only Get Better) was rapidly converted to “Can only be wet” (Things Can Only Get Wetter). I, on the another hand, fear that a better rework would be “it can only be ugly”. Fortunately, we are not waiting for 120 days, but 44 days of sodomy – in the press, on TV, radio and especially in social media. In a minute, our election circus will be starting. There's empty promises ahead of us, fear on the lach, venom and calumny. This will be our first election not only with the usage of social platforms (as we experienced during the referendum), but now besides with artificial intelligence to make and address misinformation precisely.
No parasites in the water! I think we are more upset by the election campaign, which may prove to be the worst in Kingdom history.
