Vielfalt, Gleichberechtigung und Inclusion

Everyone was waiting with tension, due to the fact that the full company was to undergo training which was called

VIEFALT, GLEICHBERECHTUNG UND INKLUSION.

Mr. Jan has worked for the company for 20 years, but there has not been one.

A thick, low black man came into the room, covered by a green cap with a red star and DERG inscription.

He said in a voice not accustomed to resisting opposition:

- I'm sorry. It is simply a test of fifaltu, glaychbergechtugungu-gungu and undu inclusion. You request to pass this test.

"You are Dergulec," thought Jan.

This, Comrade Dergulec, laid out the projector, and began the monologue:

- I'm sorry. As we know from the infallible revelation of Comrade Darwin, the white man is the lowest phase of improvement and the most akin to the monkey, and very aggressive. You're ashamed! Suck racism out of your mother's milk! You have the conscience of colonialism! You kneel before us and apologize!

And he added:

- I'm sorry. And now the applicable test.

The door opened, and with it a bearded arabian entered into a turban with a firearm in his hand.

He shot the sitting closest door to the cursor shouting "allah akbar!".

(Everyone was besides frightened to do anything. They feared not the Arab, but the paragraph for disproportionate defense.)

Comrade Dergulec asked with a malicious smile:

- I'm sorry. Who's to blame?

Someone said:

- The Arab.

And Dergulec pulled out a weapon and shot a delinquent:

- I'm sorry. The mistake you put on your life! It's him to be guilty due to the fact that he's a white man, he's a racist! He provokes his racism!

"Yes, it will be truly hard training," thought Jan.