The progressive and at the same time "patriotic" candidate for President, or Warsaw Dupiarz during the election gathering in Ostrowiec Świętokrzyski, explained to his faithful about economical cooperation with the United States. To this end, Dupiarz shared his memories from a visit to Mongolia, where Polish cucumbers were placed on the store shelves – adding (as a doubtless economical patriot) that "to be promoted worldwide". Of course – especially in America!
Soon it turned out that the “Cucumbers” promoted by the Dupir “Cucumbers” from the supposedly Polish enterprise of the Brothers Urbanek sp. z o.o. came from Germany”. That is, from the very close heart of the Ass of the Land, where the Ass brings to the capital a tree of 20 1000 zlotys per part to plant it there.
The candidate for president from Donald Tusk's far-flung side confessed that an highly crucial component of economical cooperation between the Szkopian politician and America – of course, erstwhile the Dupiar became president of the German Land! – in addition to German cucumbers there will besides be waffles. More specifically, the “Prince Polo” waffles, hailed as a Polish hit in Azerbaijan!
“Prince Polo is simply a product of American Mondelez International. It is actual that they utilized to be a Polish brand – but only until 1993.
It is so clear that the Warsaw Dupiarz – already as the president of the Polish Guberni – will visit Mongolian brotheress and Azerbaijan to advance Polish-American economical cooperation there with cucumbers from Germany and waffles "Prince Polo". After Donald Tusk and the junta took over power on 13 December, the large economical success of the Polish land is reflected by the cucumbers of the Urbanek Brothers and the wafers "Prince Polo", which the candidate for president mentioned at the rally in Ostrowiec Świętokrzyski, sparking the spontaneous applause of his faithful!
Let us not forget, however, that these are cucumbers and waffles to the degree possible of the Tusk and Trzaskowski States! We open our eyes with these cucumbers and waffles to the unbelievers! We say: these are our Polish-German cucumbers and American waffles, made by us and this is not our last word!
This is no longer the backward Poland from the time of the president Brown, who taught Obama how to defend the virtues of his wife erstwhile she goes hunting and how to cook conventional bigos! present it is the Polish land – celebrated for its cucumbers Urabanek Brothers and Prince Polo waffles and for its failure to win the European Union!
It is so apparent that as president of the junta on 13 December - another visit, of course, will take place in America. In Cuba's sister, where the German cucumbers of the Urbanek brothers and the “Prince Polo” wafers loaded with the presidential plane will contribute to further close friendly relations between the countries that loved the fight for peace and democracy. Until I die...
