The news spread to all sides of the planet that Daniel Pieskiski signed the large Pact.
This large Pact was meant to supply infinite prosperity. Qualified engineers, doctors, doctors were to arrive, and each of them was a black Muslim due to the fact that they cared about diversity and tolerance.
On this occasion, Żolto-Blue Station aired a glorious coverage of the beginning of the fresh era:
General-Governor Daniel Pieski is simply a herald of the fresh order. As our invincible, fearless leader said, we will wipe out fascists like mice with the broom of invincible socialism... This is the end of the duck regime, and tolerance and advancement will come.
A fewer sage Muslims were then shown with sticks of any average passerby.
The editor said:
And here the fearless soldiers of the muslim Jihad Front deal with the written fascists.
Now we are talking to Abu Hussein ibn Muhammadi, the highest leader of the muslim Emirates of Lahestan*. How does your companion feel about the Pact?
The arabian slid his throat and said,
We barzo like al-bakt and al-bremier. Al-nasi al-brothers are already coming here to do al-jihad, as our sermon al-nabi al-lallahu walayhi wasallam. And we've been...
And here the arabian showed that he was going to cut off his heads.
And now we are moving to the large festival of Light to Allah ending the yearly period of Biggest Kwesty.
And this was said by the ruler of the large Kwesty, our extraordinary benefactor, the top of the lay saints, Ewsiak:
And it was shown that Orze Yevsiak said,
I'm telling you, all single penny we give to refugees.
You don't, do you?
Then you're fascists, and they're gonna put you in jail.
Pressworker started saying again:
And now General politician Daniel Pieski will uncover the winners of the competition for the most beautiful poem of the year.
And behold, it came to pass that he packe unto the people and said:
I'm officially revoking this election... and what? Oh, that contest!
Well, the winner of the most beautiful poem of the year is Dulga Ogurczuk, an unincorporated individual identifying himself at the Nobel Prize.
Here the editor added that beauty does not exist, and it is only a contractual issue.
Finally, this poem was quoted:
Mature, my country, you are like migrants,
Bring them here, let them take the slippers of the white pant,
Let there even be a murderous regime,
As long as all writer's fascist dies.
* Lahestan (لهستان), or Poland.
