In advanced school, I heard a gag about bulldog, which is funnier erstwhile you tell it than erstwhile you describe it, due to the fact that the comic depends on the acting invention put into bulldog's speeches (you gotta make a bulldog face and talk like Marlon Brando in “The Godfather”). But even then it's not very funny, due to the fact that it's a gag in the category of “tiring sketches”.
I encourage those who know him to jump to the marker “[Ha, ha, ha!]” which I noted in my note the end of the joke. Those who do not know, I urge the fact to say the same thing, due to the fact that as I noted, this is not the funniest gag in the world.
Well, a man comes to dog racing and wonders which 1 to bet on. Suddenly, a bulldog grabs him and says, "Put it on me."
The guy's green, but he knows so much about racing dogs being called greyhounds. They have a appropriate body structure and a “ogle”.
But the bulldog keeps insisting. "Believe me, I've been a dog my full life. A dog doesn't win by building a body. Tell me, have you always seen a bulldog lose?’
The guy inactive has his doubts. If that's the case, then why is everyone betting on greyhounds? “That’s right,” says the bulldog, “that’s why my winnings will cost bookmakers a 1000 times the price. Do what you want, but then you will remember for the remainder of your life the wasted opportunity.”
The guy checks the ratings – in fact, 1 to a thousand. He's multiplying it by the contents of his wallet, and he's going to have zeros in his skull. He's making a decision. He's putting everything on the bulldog.
The bomb goes up – or whatever goes up at dog races – the greyhounds jump out and rush, well, like greyhounds. The bulldog runs in a slow carrot.
Buldog, come on, they beat you, fast! Buldog turns around and says, "It's cool, you'll see what happens under the finish line."
First place, second place, 3rd place... the greyhounds finished the run. After a fewer minutes, a bulldog runs to the finish line.
The guy was burning. “Budog, you pig, you ruined me!”
And the bulldog said, "I truly have no thought what happened – to the very end I was convinced I would win!"
It's a punch line. I warned you.
[Ha, ha, ha!]
This gag reminds me all the time erstwhile I'm following Dr. Cucumber's campaign. erstwhile I wrote on the blog that this would end with a beating, a couple of commies protested. any even had visions of Cucumber in the second round.
And in the second circular with Komorowski could actually win anyone who is not from the Law and Justice. The only advantage of Komorowski is not being with the PiS. And that is adequate for re-election (especially if Macerewicz discovers respective more explosions).
But why all these hopes of Cucumber success? That's due to the fact that Leszek Miller is like a bulldog from that joke.
People inactive think he's an effective politician. You know, he can grin so cynically, and the individual who smiles like that seems to be specified a Polish Frank Underwood, which from hiding pulls all the strings.
SLD activists inactive remember to him that, under Miller SLD's leadership, 40% of the vote in the Sejm election was taken. Well, now he's gonna get 4% and Miller's gonna get another 1 in his life "take the flag out."
Meanwhile, after the election success of respective years ago, Miller acted like a king of Midas. What he touched was turning into something. Well, with this insignificant provision, this thing definitely doesn't odor like gold, but no one's perfect.
From Rywin's affair to Dr. Cucumber, Miller only makes political mistakes. Of course, the most persistent supporters will forgive him and make any reason for everything that he said well about Putin and well said about CIA prisons and well said about his start on the self-defense list... Kaczyński's fanatic supporters besides justify his incorrect decisions.
The guy who bet on the bulldog was making any more illusions even a fewer minutes after the race. The comic of this gag is that we wait, that there will be any turn of action – only after a minute we realize that the punch line has already died.
In the same situation, the SLD is now. The punch line was already there, it was the indication of specified a grotesque candidate. Ha, ha, ha!
