We were sitting with the old woman in the shack. There was an evening: I was tampering with the smartphone to delete the suppliers of photovoltaics, and the old 1 was watching “the imagination behind”, laughing at me. The silence of our suburban cottage ripped the abrupt doorbell to the gate. "Is he on fire or something? – I thought and the old woman turned off the TV...
On the monitor screen, I saw the frightened face of an old Macieski, who was standing at the gate. So I pressed the button and we came to the door with the old one. erstwhile I opened them, there was an old Maciaszczyk standing in them, who shouted from the doorPeople! Tiger is getting married!!!
The tiger was known only by sight, due to the fact that only in the evenings he came home, picked up by a zetesel driver. This Tiger was bred by Paulin's neighbour to execute on stage. Sometimes we saw that Tiger on TV, but more and more pathetic were performances. Not like the performances of this Szymek, who cried over the Constitution and at the same time raised 10 bucks in a can for his gibberish in tefalny.
This Tiger came to us in the country completely erstwhile he declared himself the successor of Witos! And yet the oldest people remember to this day that Tigger's father was not any Witos, but an old polytruc for communes, which for all his years has been pulling people on the ZSL."Even a limousine from KC came for Tiger's father in the company of 2 militia swabs" –He mentioned the same Maciaszczyk who showed up at our home with the news of Tiger's wedding. ‘Tigger's father was even a minister at Rakowski's, so they protected him, like socialism itself" – added Matiaszczyk, who came to us with shocking information about Tiger's wedding...
When old Maciaszczyk entered the cottage, taking his shoes off in the corridor – he began to tell what had happened. A lot happened. The tiger, whose artistic performances had already stopped people – decided to marry Holovnia in desperation. This Holovnia besides had its time of glory in TVN behind it, crying only on Youtube regretting that collected in a can of donations, the writer's government wants to taxation it! So the cruel repression of the Kaczystostok government brought Tigris and Holovnia closer together...
So they decided to marry – but quietly: so that Paulina would not find out and not provoke the full führer, who in rage could send his "strong men" or even usage Nitras! But the full mystery about the wedding came to light erstwhile our village artist Jasiek Mateja showed the monidol in the pub – made on behalf of Tigger and his political wife.
So on Saturday, all guests of our village pub "Bear&Beer" (to which even the delicacies from the capital came) they could get acquainted with the monidad of the bride, and in fact already powerfully advanced at the age of a couple – raising toasts until morning...
For everyone knows that even though the wedding has already taken place, there will be no wedding. An old pair of circus clowns will run out of tens of percent to supply themselves with warm jobs in the Parliament of the Republic. Of course – thanks to Kaczyński!
Paulina will no longer exclaim: ‘Tiger! The scene is yours!” Although the Hollow home will cry again. This time...
