I listened to what politicians, military, tv experts were saying today. I closed my eyes and sleeping imagined them walking bravely from Warsaw towards Białystok ...
At the front in an open car president Andrzej Duda. It has a more threatening face than Mussolini in April 1945. Right behind him is Prime Minister Donald Tusk with a shield. On it is the logo of the European Union. At his right hand he was covered in drooling armor Mateusz Morawiecki, and on the left in the costume of mujahedin Radek Sikorski. The green scooter is followed by president of Warsaw Rafał Trzaskowski.
Behind them I see a cavalry – at its head Biedron&Smike on rainbow unicorns. There are swords in their hands... a moose of the road, they're not swords. I hope there are no children here. We keep looking.
Did Don Quixote and Sancho Pansa follow them? No, he's just a PSL leader Kosiniak-Kamish on a donkey, and next to a pig farm. We see the Ukrainian guerrillas Bodnar, Hartman and Kowala in their outfit.
To the horizon you can see the grouped voters of pro-war groups. They are the first to walk like the Teutonic Knights. So, uh, alternatively of a black cross, we see a red heart on the cape. They are led by the brave parliamentarians of their group, headed by Mr Józefaciuk and Mrs Jacira.
Then the Kaczyński Legion. Above the crowd is the smoke of incense and the roar of insurgent songs. The group stands out by the fact that their leader is carrying in lexic. It is borne by the most faithful of the faithful – we see Gosiewska, Błaszczak, Terlecki, Kuchciński. On the side, a small in the distance I admit Antonio Macerewicz lurking in a hat with a propeller.
A carriage is approaching, with B. president Kwasniewski and Archbishop Hunger. I think they're sick due to the fact that they're drinking any syrup. For an unknown reason, Palikot's place is vacant. Kosyniers on the front – this must be the PSL. Actually, what's left of it. Not many peasants. The thinned but reinforced with compact wards commonly called chuckysts, as their leader, located at the beginning of the cortical, is deceptively akin to the doll's known horrors.
Who's coming? From a distance, you can hear vulgar names and inhuman cries. They appear in the fog bizarre, multicolored, and disfigured hordes led by characters like from the 19th century circus. I know! They're Włodk Czarzasty's guerrilla troops. The most dangerous part of his group are the Femizons. specified a kind of highly aggressive woman. Even their commander Włodek and his deputy Zhukov-Żukowska fear them. I'm a small frightened too.
Then we see “journalists” or the Soros Propaganda Office. They are divided into blocks – TVN, TVP, Trwa, Wyborcza, etc. I won't describe it due to the fact that it's getting very bad.
Then a military column, consisting of uniformed experts and b. generals. They're masked with ski masks on their faces. Why? due to the fact that they were a small stupid, quite a few them went to russian colleges.
The full corode closes the Legion of Adam Słomka. You can't even describe it, it slips distant from all human descriptions.
Łukasz Jastrzębski
