The Witch of DeluxeI would like to urge PT to bloggers Article, which at the end of the year appeared in the Appendix to the “Gazeta Wyborcza” “Word. Language Magazine’. It was easy to miss, and in addition, erstwhile the text starts with "...says with a half-eat Maciej Mianowski from Lee Hecht Harrison Poland", 1 can anticipate skeletal clichés and halt reading.
In this case, it would be a large loss, due to the fact that Mr. Mianowski's observations are rather correct. They will appeal to my brothers and sisters, united in the misery of leading the keipai.
However, even those fortunate people who do not work in any corp are not "human resources" anywhere, but people from the free runway should read it. The text explains why Prime Minister Morawiecki's speeches so frequently sound like avant-garde poetry. "written in ExcelIt’s okay. ”
The basis of the corporate fresh talk, says Mianowski, is “the rule of forced enthusiasm”. The little the foundation for this enthusiasm, the more the corpomenedjeg is gushing it.
Morawiecki, a blood and bone corpobankster, speaks to us with a corpospic mixed with national – Catholic – conservative slogans. Thanks to modular construction, the corporate is large for mixing with anything
You can imagine his mix with left-liberal-progress slogans. Funpazza ‘Wiesławiek Deluxe“ regularly mixes this fresh language with something not congruent to the comic effect (example in annex).
These corpomenajer modules are derived from various sources. Motivative gathering with corporate managers of higher rank (e.g. abroad owners). Sermons of Grzesiak's stake, which he always has in his headphones erstwhile he shoots on a stationary bike. Golden Thoughts from the Handbook "How to Be a Successor".
When the correspondent speaks, these uncontented phrases about successes and challenges come to him alone. It can talk for hours, more or little randomly shuffling them. The recipient, especially those not accustomed to speech without content, can perceive these shufflings as a poetic experiment.
Komism a la Wiesławiec Deluxe creates itself spontaneously erstwhile there is no reason to rejoice – but the compulsion of enthusiasm remains. The corp then begins to send to its human resources, quoting Mianowski, "monger communication – a multitude of exquisite words and colorful slides that boil down to: we slow down 300 people, we decision forward, it is great".
Prime Minister Morawiecki never had good news for us citizens. His predecessor did, however, have any of them – I appreciate the charitable function that programs like 500+ played for many Polish families.
The president of all the governors replaced the provincial aunt Being a banker was at the finance salons due to the fact that he wanted to make a turn towards technocracy. Without that, you can't build another Budapest.
Morawiecki had no good news for the average citizen from the beginning. So he built enthusiasm with promises resembling games – that here millions of electrical cars will fly from the airport called Solidarity Baranów, and the Szczecin keel with hammers will swim through the measure.
There is no specified word in the Corpome as a "fail", which is why Morawiecki came back with large success from all European Union summit. Losing 27:1 is besides a success (moral).
The pandemic from Bareism has moved us to danse macabre. Since the beginning, the Prime Minister has declared success. How many times has he told us that the virus is in reverse, that it should not be feared!
He was photographing himself in front of a plane bringing in left masks. With a pump he announced the beginning of the National infirmary at the National Stadium. The National National Vaccination Programme is already a success, although for now it looks like another National Bajzel. Like everything this government touches.
The side effect of any new-word is to ban negative transmission. Termination of a conviction of the kind “we cannot do”, “for a short term”, “an unreal estimate” becomes a crime.
As the old corporate proverb says – who sows asaps, he collects facaps. The corp overpowered by the fresh Language becomes an authoritarian state, compared by Lem over 60 years ago to a steam device without a safety valve.
Such a device works from detonation to explosion. The corp is increasingly busy extinguishing fires that it itself started – as we are now watching on the example of Cyberpunk.
This is how the Polish state works. Fortunately, it is not Morawiecki with Sasin that is liable for the production or acquisition of vaccines – so at least what the Germans produced and the Union bought for us, it reaches Poland. Unfortunately, it's inactive up to them.
So I'm privately full of black thoughts about what's coming to us this year. Fortunately, it's my blog, so no 1 here can make me enthusiastic...
