Łachecki: Parliamentary Left is the most perfect political environment in Poland

After Grzegorz Braun's declaration of taking off in the presidential election, people with left can only sigh with jealousy, looking at the offer of the right.

What a variety! The perfect anti-semite and monarch Braun, who never renounced his “values”—even in ancient times, erstwhile they were commonly considered unacceptable, even at the cost of losing immunity and possibly criminal consequences. Professor's boy Mentzen, under a free-market spin for naive primary defenders of the interests of sons and daughters of rich daddies. Nationalist Nawrocka..who draws an 11-year-old Xavier at mass asking if he will defend schools against leftist ideology. Minister of Holovnia. yet – elite-unelitist, open Catholic Trzaskowski, a man without any strong convictions.

A fewer days ago, we found out that this time, president Jan Zygmunt Potocki, was not going to be placed at this rate for bribery, sentenced to 2 years. citing the 1935 April Constitution, the Count-intellectualist points out to me first of all for the cover of the magazine “World Elit” 10 years ago, on which he declared that “he is engaged in various activities...”.

This time it seems that, after self-sustaining image solutions are now being developed, representatives of the left reach.

Even more common tomorrow

Last weekend, I bought myself a small bit of digital detox – little social media, little caffed discussions, working at the core in folk class circles. After returning, however, any political information was needed.

I started with new association of candidate Magdalena Biejat. The press headlines on this body show Potocki's inspiration: "We want to work together on many levels", "Levice should look for fresh ways to act".

I'm looking at the site, even if it's like Tusk. "Time to change reasoning about politics", "Common Space to Action", "Change is simply a squad game", and "leaders work wherever this change is needed". Plus a cloud of background tags: equality, concern, security, innovation, economy. Has there been a organization in Poland in the last 35 years, from ZChN to Modern, which would not sign under these circular phrases?

At the end of last year, freshly anointed candidate Biejat She said in Tok FM, that "abortion is no longer the number 1 subject present and it is hard to wonder." I do not know whether the "joint action on many levels" is simply a continuation of the campaign-based thought of presenting itself as a "girl from the neighbourhood" (which Paul B writes). Preciado in Pornotopia, is an ‘idea’ created and pumped into the cultural circulation by Hugh Hefner), but it is truly hard to deduce whether Biejat has any another topics or demands to communicate. It's not happening yet.

There's a plan! What? Great.

In accordance with how predictable and described by me a period ago the course of self-destruction in the cracks will besides be "always on the side of people" Adrian Zandberg. Its more than likely defeat will surely be played as a success of “a man who has never been locked up in political salons”. In fact, in this respect, I have a bright future.

In an effort to soothe my own FOMO, I first came across Zandberg's speech from the Saturday convention. ‘The law of man is to sleep to 14 all day. erstwhile I become president, I will push changes in labour law so that everyone can take leave on request whenever they want to get any sleep, and no employer will do so," said the candidate.

I am not a man incapable to admit his mistake, so after many months of criticizing Zandberg for (nomen omen) drowsiness, deficiency of ideas, inability to take work for election defeats at first minute I thought: I underestimated the guest. We request this debate on workers' rights. Another language of speaking about politics is possible, and it does not request to be as colourless as the inauguration of the venture of the erstwhile ally together.

But Zandberg didn't truly say that.. He began his speech by expressing the belief that "Poland is simply a country that can afford more than the eternal Tusk-Kaczyński War". It is fascinating that from all available pears to the Polish politician on the will: the overthrow of capitalism, the halting of climate disaster, the synthesis of kryptonite or the punishment of absolute prison for priests-pedophiles – enjoying various polls between 0.4% and 3% of support Zandberg chose the most rotten ones.

We have ideas – like everyone else

The end of the duopol is simply a promise already known from Palikot's campaign, Kukiza, Holownia, Kosiniaka-Kamysz, Biedronia or Potocki's campaign. I'm so old, I remember erstwhile after October 15 the polytols announced that Duopol's over.

Despite this, Karol Nawrocki, inactive 2 months ago closing the ranking of recognized politicians (he was overtaken by the rivals of Trzaskowski in the final race for the seat of president of Warsaw, Biejat and Bocheński), slow approaching the leader of the polls. Jarosław Kaczyński, like Caligula, could decide to put even a horse in the presidential palace and present on tv for a decade Teflon The Dane in the postduopol planet goes for another spectacular defeat.

Postulates, which appear around the mediate of Zandberg's speech – after solving the problem of Polish-Polish war – are hard to consider as a breath of freshness. The construction of atomic power plants, which he had announced, has been on the program for years virtually all parties outside the Greens. It is hard to number on the anticipation of political subcontractors of atomic will for sovereigns to bet on 1 whose organization has 5 parliamentary persons in the Sejm.

In turn, 8% of GDP for healthcare is simply a request that was already in the Left's programme before the parliamentary elections in 2023 – it was announced by then unknown MP Dariusz Wieczorek. It is important, however, that erstwhile Zandberg defeats the competition, he will live in the presidential palace and increase his circulation, we will be on the right track to 8.8% – that is, the average which the OECD countries approaching 10% present have achieved before the pandemic.

However, it is not known what president Zandberg will do with his constitutional prerogatives: as head of the armed forces, as a typical of the state in global relations or as a individual with influence on judicial power. In conclusion of the beginning speech, president Together does not seem very curious in the subject of the war in Ukraine, climate disaster, neo-Judges and the ruling retros of the form of the law, the progressive turn of Europe to the law or exile problems.

Instead, the candidate will push himself (or at least "show more to the public", due to the fact that it is 1 of the main arguments for late declaration of standing in competition as a 3rd or 4th left-wing candidate) requests with a beard, for which support of the Sejm and an crucial part of society will be needed. Good luck!

Post-post-communist force

If wellness spending could grow at the rate at which Dariusz Wieczorek pierced the glass ceiling of political anonymity, we would live in better Poland. For the Left, however, bringing the erstwhile minister of discipline to celebrity level is mainly a problem. The drama with Włodzimierz Czarzasty's friend in the lead function is besides expected to hit Agnieszka Dziemianowicz-Bąk, who refused to run in the presidential election with a view to taking over the party. As they said in Becoming Special Andrzej Stankiewicz and Dominika Długosz – the way to power will be alternatively bumpy.

For the black, as it were for the faithful squire Donald Tusk, was furious – for the fact that the chief of the ministry had the nerve to criticize Evening on social media. And erstwhile post-communists at their characteristic pace tried to appoint a successor minister, rejecting, among others, the author of a textbook with an unforgettable title God bless! A script for learning Polish as a abroad language for clergy and spiritual people, Karolina Herb-Puzhuk (who yet became Deputy Minister), was decided by Czarzaste that his successor would be Anna Maria Żukowska.

Since the choice of the future head of the Left is over, she could announce the name of the successor of Wieczorek, Marcin Kulask, who defeated – again Stankiewicz and Długosz – six another candidates. However, the extension of this conclave to nearly a period is simply a bit amazing – the list of stools to be taken by the methodically consumed within the Levite coalition is increasingly shrinking, and their casting depends on the uncomplicated interior hierarchy in the weakening structure. Even the search for the fresh president of Warsaw in her own ranks does not should be as inevitable as the smart guys who pushed Biejat on the front line until late believed.

In the second league, no change.

Frases, reheated chops, an unreasonable sense of moral superiority, a courty management style, and a complete deficiency of religion in the sense of having any left-wing beliefs of the elite do not hinder their most fanatical electorate. "As Zandberg beats Biejat, I'm gonna crap my ass," the fans declare.

However, the tiny joys of the inheritance region observers in the political second league will not obscure us the astonishing fact – in terms of the thought of conducting politics, carrying out reforms or taking the direction for Poland for the next 5–10 years Left, Together and Post-Together in their preservation are not someway besides different from those playing in the advanced division of Tusk or Trzaskowski.

The demands of various Polish lefts, embedded in the archaic planet of binary opposition, are to be identity and understandable by themselves – either with us or against us. Consequently, all common accusations of betrayal, lies, unwillingness to take work become the core of their policies, not a problem to solve.

For 2 years we have heard that Tusk, Holovnia and others bargain ideas from the left – and it turns out that it is true. What do they say? They spread their hands, he missed-he drew insignificant postulates from old programs that no 1 has always taken on banners. In order not to offend anyone, especially conventional Polish families, average people, conservative folk class, or any another missed, paternalistic and reactionary phrase for unknown Poland they have in their way.

That's the thought of governing. The Polish left is present like a home from which in the absence of tenants the floors and interior walls were removed, leaving only the facade, and in the back – the grandfatherhood. By 18 May at the latest, the elective base with gastric problems will one more time be brutally awakened from its superior sleep.