Bambik plays in “Football Manager”, which is the deep reserve of Morawiecki

When I play in the Football Manager, I effort to keep a very wide staff to be able to put 2 akin level of eleven plus a fewer young people just in case. This second lineup plays much little – mainly in national cup matches and with the weakest teams in the league – so it is made up of younger players who inactive have many years of career ahead. At the end of the season, any of them are pissed off due to besides fewer minutes. Sometimes they even start demanding transfer.

Fortunately, the league is already usually settled and alleged parsley games begin. Reserve time is besides starting. Second line players play often, much and from the first whistle. Morale begins to improve, the second series regains vigor, and the stars rest, having time to request higher wages from me and negociate an even better position at the club. I'm focusing on pushing with their agents, and I'm looking at irrelevant second-team matches with 1 eye, or I'm giving you a simulation of the outcome.

It is hard not to get the impression that Mateusz Morawiecki is presently playing almost the same game. Let's call her a deal. Political manager 2023. I am pleased that the Prime Minister has adopted a very akin strategy. I could compose great minds think alikeIf it wasn't for at least 1 of us. great And for the record, it's nothing. Morawiecki's manager, however, is in a worse position, as league settlements have not come to his attention, so the latter, far besides long a match for nothing, plays with awareness of the incorrect task.

Until the ball in the game...

Unfortunately, the club board refused to let go of the last game. So he commands Morawiecki not only to play to the end, but inactive to pretend that the ball is inactive in the game. It's kind of like before the last circular the Legion lost 9 points to Lech, but Kosta Runjaić told reporters that the championship was inactive real and much depends on decisions on another fields. Even in the ridiculous planet of Polish football, specified a circus would be impossible. As you can see, Polish politics are at a lower level than the glossy ones in the Out of Context Football Extraclass accounts.

Morawiecki sent the stars of his club to the president to renegotiate contracts, and decided to put out a second lineup for the last game at no stake. To do so, he had to scope very deep and bring even players from the 3rd league reserves and juniors. Even a fewer secondary players decided to rest. He was left with 1 experienced player, possibly avoiding complete embarrassment.

This experienced player is Mariusz Błaszczak, who has already spent so much time on the field, that he himself is eager to be the manager of Morawiecki. So he prefers to watch this circus up close, so he eats the cookie and he inactive has it. At the same time he can say it wasn't his idea, but the teams did not leave at a hard time. The another players are deep reserves and full debuts from the catch. The second had to be staged as it was not possible to rent even 1 professional player from another teams.

One good reserve and strong centre of the field

Let us draw this analogy again for a minute – why not, I am funny, too this subject is completely cabaret. Mariusz Błaszczak was put in his erstwhile position, that is, in defence (national). A solid centre of the field (the Ministry of Home Affairs and the Ministry of Justice) was besides ensured, where the regular changers of the first line will appear. Both heavy defensive.

Instead of Zbigniew Ziobry, he will play his right hand from the dirty work, Mariusz Warchoł – a erstwhile candidate for president of Rzeszów. If he had actually become Minister of Justice during the full term, then we would all miss the sympathetic Mr. Zbyszek, due to the fact that Warch is the kind of Gennaro Gattuso who will choice up the ball even if he had to break the rules and the leg of his opponent – he would actually like it. In an unclean game he feels like a fish in the water, being loyal to his boss, who is not, of course, Morawiecki, but the leader of Sovereign Poland. As you can see, Ziobro besides wants control of the current circus, but he prefers not to embarrass himself.

The Minister of the Interior is simply a small more sophisticated than the Warch, but only a little. Paweł Kiebernaker is the perfect equivalent of Polish footballer. For a long time he was considered as a young and capable player who would introduce any freshness to the dreary PiS locker room, unfortunately he ended up as any young and capable author and Polish footballer – i.e. as a not very superb player playing what would be ordered by his alternatively backward club training staff.

The same can be said of another replacement, the erstwhile Deputy Minister of abroad Affairs Szymon Szynkowski a.k.a. Sęku (candidate for the Ministry of abroad Affairs). Initially he tried to charm with technique, he could play rather unspeakably and primarily tried not to foul. Unfortunately, over time, he adapted to the kind and level of his team, becoming a classical PiS politician, only a small younger.

Economic assaulters celebrated for nothing

If individual thinks that at least in the economical resorts Morawiecki showed any awesome names, he is wrong. In the attack, PiS intends to play precisely the same thing as before – that is offensively, but without an thought and a small finesse. The Minister of improvement and Technology would be Marlena Maląg, who has previously headed the Ministry of Family, Labour and Social Policy. Maląg was for any time the only female in the PiS government, but we will remember her mainly due to the fact that on RMF.fm radio she gave an absurdly long monologue and even highly calm red. Marcin Zaborski was sick of it.

The minister of finance was erstwhile president Radom and now PiS MP, Andrzej Costowniak. In his last term, he was head of the Parliamentary Committee on Public Finance. In our national economical debate, he was celebrated for... nothing. I have been following her intensively for about 10 years, but I do not callback any interesting message by Andrzej Costowniak and I have no thought what his economical views are. I know I should be looking for something right now, but I don't even want to.

I know the views Marzena Malek has, the fresh Minister of State Assets. Her views are, paraphrased by Monika Olejnik: normal, written. The MAP's erstwhile manager General is simply a classical literary asset that could be where they're about to dump it. She had previously been on the boards of companies controlled by the state Treasury, now she will control them herself for 2 weeks.

The only interesting individual in this government is Alvin Gajadhur. This is the erstwhile Chief Inspector of Road Transport, who was involved, among others, in the supervision of the CANARD (Automatic Traffic Surveillance Centre) strategy and tried to grow the network of photo-radars and section velocity measurements. He is not only a good and smiling man – at least publically – but besides rather competent. He did not do miracles in his position, but let us remember that we live in Poland, where the photo-radar is next to Russia and the PIT taxation the most hated thing under the sun.

Walczak and the Act

The problem is that Gajadhur is virtually the only individual in this "experts' office" that could actually be considered a recognizable and impartial expert. The others are organization assets, mostly from the second line or further. How did the government of experts get into the political conflict with the Sovereign Poland Jacek Ozdoba, who became Minister for luck without a portfolio? Yes, there is in this government A lot of women, but they're almost exclusively PiS policy. The Minister of Agriculture Anna Gembicka is until late the Deputy Minister of Agriculture. Minister of athletics Danuta Dmowska-Andrzejuk was a spic and... Minister of athletics in the Law and Justice government.

The composition of the fresh Morawiecki government is so completely disgraceful. The Prime Minister failed to attract virtually anyone who was not a author or promoted to a advanced position after 2015 – like Ewa Krajewska, the fresh Minister of Health, who had been Chief Pharmaceutical Inspector since 2021. These people won't be voted out of the PiS Club unless they're mistaken.