
1 trillion 772 billion PLN – that was Poland's debt at the end of May 2025. Poland's debt increased by PLN 22.1 billion in just 1 month, that is 1.3%! Will this unquestionable success of the Tusk government be praised by his Trap, the recently appointed Government spokesman? After all, by the end of the year there were 6 months left, which could translate into an unprecedented evidence of Europe in the rate of debt!
As set up by Tusk Trap, it solves the biggest problem of the junta on 13 December, which for deficiency of communication could not boast any success. And Sz Trapka is simply a well-known performer of the song “Fuck Pist” and besides a erstwhile minister for European affairs!
Thanks to the Trap, everything will change now, as evidenced by the first speech by the Government Ombudsman. The trap informed the Nation about the improvement in railways, that is, in communication, which weakened the Tusk government over a year and a half! But that's not all!
The trap besides reminded the Nation of a widow's pension, which will make all widow/widgage a better life erstwhile her spouse dies! Thus, it is expected that pensioners will die for racing, so that their spouse can take advantage of this unquestionable opportunity. After all, due to the immense debt of Poland, the European Union will shortly impose on Poland the biggest debt clause, which will frost all benefits, including the increase in budget expenditure!
However, the trap forgot to boast of the improvement of the climate, due to the expanding taxes on energy prices under the ETS (European Emissions Trading). The energy obtained from coal already present is charged in Poland with a taxation of almost 60%, and this is not the last word of the European Union! So it is something to praise the spokesperson of the Traps! due to the fact that the Tusk government could taxation energy prices by 100% but it has not yet done so!
She besides forgot to boast of the successes of the Polish Presidency, where she acted as Minister of European Affairs - although she was yet forced to leave the European Parliament abruptly. It happened after the mines. The trap was thrown in the EP like a bitch! The Euro MP from France treated the Trap like garbage for laughing during the news of the deaths of Palestinians in the Gaza Strip. No wonder, then, that in her inaugural speech, Sztrapka forgot even about the doughnuts that were given in the EP for the beginning of the Polish Presidency...
A helpful hand of the most crucial Prime Minister in Europe saved the Trap from being lost, which allowed the recently appointed spokesperson of the Trap to remind the Nation that for deficiency of communication the Nation did not know that he was surviving better. The improvement in communication will let the Nation to realize why the crossing to Kiev, the most crucial prime minister in the 2nd class in Europe, was 1 of the biggest successes of Poland during the Polish Presidency. After all, the leaders of Germany, England and France could not take Tusk to Kiev at all!
The Polish minister Klimczak from his brother PSL, who trusted Prime Minister Tuskow in all lengths, already informed about the upcoming crucial improvement of communication. This winter, all Pole (including especially a happy widow’s pension holder) will be able to go skiing in the Alps by train from Poland!
Whatever it is, Poles have not experienced specified successes since Stanisław Barea...