Our Banana Republic faced a large dilemma, in which – despite many turbulence – only bananas have been in constant promotion for a year. The request to destruct the candidate of known forces, which threatens not only the presidential candidate put forward by the Head of the Republic, but the Rotative Marshal himself, or Rotating Marshal (RM) – forced the Democratic forces to pass the Act of Incidental.
The draft emergency bill now went to the RB Senate. According to the draft law, the validity of the presidential election is to be decided by the Extraordinary RB Court, composed of 15 oldest judges. Among these judges were the denominations of the General General, who decided before his death for the last anointing. Just in case, of course...
The RB Sejm passed this electoral incidental under the Rotating Marshal wire, which besides stands for president and in the event that 15 judges of the Indydantel RB Court recognized that the elections were invalid – will become the Rotative president by law, as the RB manager understands them.
However, there have been doubts in the RB legislature about discrimination against judges who are not the oldest. However, the proposal for the validity of the election to be decided by the 15 youngest judges is immediately challenged by the healthy forces of the Nation, sitting in the legislature of the RB. This proposal would mean that the election would be decided by judges appointed by the current President, not by the General, who could not only anoint - but besides be president of RB!!!
In this situation, further proposals were made:
1. For the election to be decided by the lowest judges, i.e. to a tallness of 1.7 metres,
2. For the election to be decided by the highest judges, or more than 170 cm tall,
3. Only bald judges can decide the validity of the presidential election.
According to the leaks, this second proposal has the best chance of pushing the emergency bill through the legislature RB. As is widely known, a bald justice is little tumultuous and will agree to any call he receives from the RB Manager.
In addition, the bald justice does not request to be the oldest, as confirmed by the order of the minister of the regulation of law, issued for the examination of hair bulbs of his co-workers, in order to find an effective mixture for hair growth. Moreover, the Minister of Law himself in our Republic is suffering from this ailment, which can be compensated by including him among the 15 bald judges who decide to annul the presidential elections.
And this will be the most crucial election since the election of the General General for President, who saved the commune. This time it is about saving the healthy forces of the Nation and blocking a candidate who is disgusted by the successes of our Banana Republic under the leadership. A manager, with whom - likewise to the General's Office - the whole, loving regulation of law of Eurokołchoz counts.
P.S. How crucial it is to choice the right judges in our banana Republic, is the case of Marius G., known as the “Blood Tulip”, who murdered 3 women. The incorrect justice (Anna Rutecka-Jankowska) sentenced “Blood Tulipan” to life imprisonment. Only the right justice Andrzej Olszewski overturned this scandalous conviction considering that Anna Rutecka-Jankowska is not a judge....
